Hope for the best but prepare for the worst

tuiteyfruityundead:

POUNDS PER CAPITA OF MARGARINE CONSUMED

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fayettish:

A Calm at a Mediterranean Port,Claude-Joseph Vernet, 1770. Detail.

fayettish:

A Calm at a Mediterranean Port,Claude-Joseph Vernet, 1770. Detail.

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facts-i-just-made-up:

A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.
The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:
"We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population," said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, "The rattling sound may also overwhelm insects and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’."
Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.

facts-i-just-made-up:

A broken snake pipeline in Texas has resulted in over 600 tons of crude serpent spilling into the ecosystem.

The pipeline normally runs from the West Texas Snakefields to refineries and distribution routes in Dallas, but due to years of poor maintenance this pipe ruptured and wasn’t discovered for nearly a week. By that time the damage was done. This was a rattler pipeline and their effect on the environment will be pronounced:

"We expect near total decimation of the local mouse and rat population," said Snaxxon spokesman Solomon Saxon, "The rattling sound may also overwhelm insects and cause their natural sonar to diminish and make them incapable of hunting bats, their natural prey. This would result in the region becoming overrun by bats and rattlers, a scenario we in the industry call a ‘Romania Syndrome’."

Though efforts are underway to repair the pipe and round up the reptiles, the EPA is not optimistic nor is the Vatican, which has stated several women have already been offered apples.

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velvetrunway:

Alexander McQueen S/S ‘11

velvetrunway:

Alexander McQueen S/S ‘11

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thelandofmaps:

The Perfect Europe according to the 4chan /int/ community [2100x1525]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

thelandofmaps:

The Perfect Europe according to the 4chan /int/ community [2100x1525]
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thelandofmaps:

The Perfect Europe according to the 4chan /int/ community [2100x1525]CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

thelandofmaps:

The Perfect Europe according to the 4chan /int/ community [2100x1525]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
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laclefdescoeurs:

The Magic Circle, 1886, John William Waterhouse

laclefdescoeurs:

The Magic Circle, 1886, John William Waterhouse

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charmedsevenfold:

Is this Hetalia

"Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy raises both fists in the air and runs round the room chanting."
Someone must draw this.

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undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

undeadthug:

where do grandmas and aunties even buy this shit? It’s not in stores???do they have a dealer who sells to them???? 

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I thought this was leading to something deep…I wasn’t disappointed.

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polandballcomics:

The Day Job
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polandballcomics:

The Day Job

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